Hey today i learned how to twerk upside down. Not a big deal just the coolest thing i’ve ever done with my life for real. Also, got asked on an ice cream date and got my tax returns. Twerking brings good things.

Californian, pizza making, vegitarian, feminist, Yonsei, asshole.
*None of these images and shit are mine, unless I say specifically so. So don't sue me. I am poor and will have to pay you in pocket lint.
This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.
That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.
This is why we download.
Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks
BookFinderSpreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive.
Signal Boast
saving for glory, reblogging for justice.
(via reptilianmagick)
My job is slowly but surely eating my soul. I hope it enjoyed the few bites it got out of me because by the end of summer I will be self employed. Fuck working myself to death, i’m 19 not 40. I should not be this tired and I shouldn’t be working this hard just to stay alive and be this miserable.
My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
brilliant
ALWAYS REBLOG.
Did I blog this? Well, no matter, it’s amazing.
Places AND locations!
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
can you even because i totally would.
(Source: aclorable, via sleepypunk)

ANOTHER ROCK SHOW AT SUBURBAN HOME w/
STATE FAULTS (#boysthatcryandkisseachother)
THE VIBRATING ANTENNAS (Smoke blunts and bang heads)
MALEVOLENT SPELLS (Reptilian-obsessed Hard
corecult)THIS IS A PROM SHOW, SO DRESS FANCY (OR ELSE). THERE WILL BE A (SPIKED?) PUN
CHX BOWL AND PROM PHOTOS BEING TAKEN. DANCING ENCOURAGED. BRING A DATE AND GET GNAR.MAY 18, 2013 / festivities at seven thirty / BRING THA $$$





